Cast of Characters

	Dan 9th Grade Dan is the witty smartass in the group. His kindness and altruism in no way impede his love of jesting at his friends' expense.
	Amethest (HyperBrunette) 9th Grade Amethest is Dan's outgoing sister. And by 'outgoing' I guess I mean comprehensively uninhibited. Amethest started dating Bruce the first day of school.
	Bruce (BruceDogg) 9th Grade Bruce is the muscular jock in the group, and seems to be pretty untalkative (he never even said anything until #15). Bruce started dating Amethest the first day of school.
	Clarissa (Clairity) 9th Grade Claire is a sexual, rather unmotivated girl, who would rather spend her time making out with her boyfriend Hugh Burmen than doing any sort of work.
	Susie (Elemental) 9th Grade Susie tends to act more or less as the ringleader of the group. She was also seemingly Rose's only friend when school started.
	Rose Clartan (ClartanSugar) 9th Grade Rose is very attractive for her age, as well as very shy and easily intimidated by others. She has only now started opening up to Susie's other friends, and has hinted at the possibility of them being her first real friends.